The Barry Kirkey Radio Network

THURS. JANUARY 28, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 140


• Youval has Natural Game
• Do you like cheese with hair on it?
• Phone Sex: Fader calls Savoy
("The Boy Toy")
• Guy Bangs Penis on Receiver
(Barry's Age: 22 / Recorded: 2000)
• Chad 2 traumatized by Gay Phone Sex
• Have you heard of Online Banking?
• Two new Rockstars: Energy Cola & Recovery
• Everybody Loves Energy Drinks: Float with me
• Barry asked to sing in a Punk Song
• Gunwitch Chokes
• Jay Leno goes on Oprah
• Mel Gibson feels bad for Tiger Woods
• Brittany Murphy's husband to sue Warner Brothers. He blames WB for her death


WED. JANUARY 27, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 139


• Unforgivable
• Sauter Hands with Cheese
• Cheapskate Haircut: Barry shaves his head
• The Invention of Dr. Fuji
• Guns 'N Roses: Fans not allowed to wear Slash paraphernalia to GNR concerts
• Nigerian Man Gets "Fresh Princed" On Christian TV!
• You Smell Me? Investigated
• Comedian, Quinn C. Martin called to investigate!
• Breaking Laws: Quinn driving while his licensed suspended, no insurance & on his cell
• Gunwitch & Atomic hang loose
• Radio Operator shot first
• Gun's Grandpa in: WWII, Korean War & Vietnam War
• What did Mexican's do during the WWII?
• Would you eat a used tampon for a cool mil?
• Ethnic Food Talk
• Indian Food: best food on the planet
• Atomic & Gun have not tasted many foreign foods
• Wash that fruit (The Mexican's touched it)!
• It's just not right
• Vietnamese Tiung connected
• Gun's mom thinks Barry is messed in the head
• 24/7 David X Channel
• Check out The Witching Hour at Witch60


TUES. JANUARY 26, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 138


• Visiting Grandpa
• My Grandma saw me in the nude (frontal)
• 3 days / 3 litres of Energy Drinks
• Do you want: Bacon, Clementines, Banana's, Grapes, Strawberries, Yogurt, Zucchini Bread, Eggs, Coca-Cola, Shepherds Pie?
• WWII: Grandpa mans the Radio
• 4 Friends, 1 Survivor
• "Other Grandma" Deafy McDeafwell
• Barry attends Catholic Mass (Brick Breaker)
• Paxil Surges
• Urining while driving x4
• Toilet Hijinks
• Hope For Haiti: Why are rich people telling us to donate all the time?
• Canada For Haiti
• Episode #137: David X vs. Liz Leia (Jessica) Brief Recap
• Gunwitch tomorrow


FRI. JANUARY 22, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 137


• David X Mania! Check out David at
David X Dating
• Liz Leia (Jessica) speaks with David
• Janene (Jessica) speaks with David
• David X's sense of humours
• Barry's Top 5 Movies of 2009
• Jacob joins in for the Top 5 !
• Quinn C. Martin: Lovers and Haters
• Clean Your Balls With Axe
• Barry's declares "This Woman" to be the Hottest chick in Hollywood
• Dark Hater: A Message To Bangs
• Handicapped Rapper: Laz D
• Darfour: The Devil Came on Horseback (Movie)
• Fast Update: Tiger Woods & Brittany Murphy
• NBC & Conan O'Brien reach a Settlement
• Friday: Conan's last show, as the host of The Tonight Show


THURS. JANUARY 21, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 136


• Comedian, Quinn C. Martin in studio!
• The Show patches in Live to a Carlos Xuma & Sinn Inner Game Teleseminar
• Listener, Jeffry, gets Dating Advice from Quinn
• You smell me?
• Quinn doesn't masturbate: Listeners furious
• Advice for aspiring Comedians
• Rockstar Tropical Punch: Quinn declares #1
• N-Word Flip [NSFW]
• David X: Craig can you change your colours on that?
• Snoop Dogg: I Wanna Rock (Freestyle)
• Heidi Montag: Plastic Surgery
• Rihanna: Likes "Big" Boys
• Bonus Show Tomorrow: Subscribers only!


WED. JANUARY 20, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 135


• Mitsubishi: Stefan buys a new car
• Stefan's car is a V5
• Rev31 Car Race
• How to make your car a "Standard"
• Haiti: CNN's Anderson Cooper helps save a child
• Haiti: Pat Robertson - Haiti swore a pact with the Devil
• Blood: Explained by Stefan
• Zanga!
• India Story: Barry forced to fake insanity
• Homosexual Disco Ball Gym Teacher
• Grade 11 English: No Remorse...The Punishment Due (Nero)
• "Can I ask you a question?"
• Tahiti Treat
• Conan & Leno: Leno speaks, Conan to receive 32.5 million, Coco bashses NBC again


TUES. JANUARY 19, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 134


• Another Bonus Show this Friday: For On Demand Subscribers!
• Rajesh The Curry
• Haiti Death Toll potentially nearing Tsunami numbers
• Pants On The Ground
(American Idol: General Larry Platt)
• Brett Favre: Pants On The Ground Tribute
• A young, creepy, desperate Barry tries to sneak-a-peek at his Aunt in the shower
• Creepy listener, Chips, licks the crotch region of his Aunts bathing suit
• Chips lives in a Trailer, ma!
• Spinlady: Check out Charlie Angel's Show
• Golden Globe Awards: Results discussed
• Jacuzzi Times: by Sergio
• Papa's "Jacuzzi Times" Tweet
• Jimmy Kimmel destroys Leno - on Leno's show


MON. JANUARY 18, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 133


• A young, horny, virgin Barry gets called out by 2 Uncles
• A young, idiot Barry tries to Romance his Aunt
• Pappy complaining about my show
• Generational Gaps: Pappy & Barry
• Odin Smith: Barry Gurgley
• Hit up Odin on Twitter and MySpace
• Haiti Death Toll: Fudged?
• Berkas: Should Muslims be allowed to wear them in your country?
• Why Introverts Can Make the Best Leaders
• NFL Conference Finals: Matchups
• Hot Chip
• Michael Jackson's children get their allowance raised from $60,000
• Conan O'Brien and NBC reach settlement
• Stunning Topics with Bruce: Secret Societies
• World Population Goal: 500,000,000 people
• Bruce on Morphine
• The Slayer Barn!
• Canadian/American Carnage Tour to be Rescheduled


FRI. JANUARY 15, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 132


• Brown Toilet Bowl Brush
• Papa Twitter
• Castro Hats
• Haitian Disaster vs. 9/11
• Guns 'N Roses' lead guitarist, Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal will be on Cutting Room Floor very soon!
HOMOSEXUALS [10:31]
• Fagot Crusher!
• How Barry thought AIDS was created
(Age: 18)
• How Barry used to think Gays had sex (Pressing Penis Holes Together)
• Gay People were invented in the 70s
• Angels In America
• Rev60 poster "PUA" I want to hear your voice
COMEDIAN PROFILE WEEK [18:35]
• Comedian #5
MUSIC [27:40]
• Jay Reatard death a Homicide?
• Charlie Angel of The Angel Sluts comes on to discuss his acquaintance, Jay Reatard
• Power Noise
• Coldplay being sued
• Barry's Job Interview: discussed
• Free Obama Dolls
POP CULTURE [1:03:33]
• Leno gets his old hour slot back
• Dexter (Michael C. Hall) has Hodgkin's Lymphoma Cancer
DATING [1:07:04]
• "Bank Receipt" Closer
• Sinn's Top 10 PUAs
• Fader in The Top 10?


THURS. JANUARY 14, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 131


• Jay Reatard Dies
• Reminiscing Jay Reatard
• 100,000 potentially dead in Haiti
• Conan bashes NBC on The Tonight Show
SPORTS [26:50]
• Mark McGwire vs. Jose Canseco: Battle of Words
• McGwire sobs
• NBA Game Evacuated
INTERVIEW: REH DOGG [47:46]
• Interview with Reh Dogg
• Ra'Sean was bullied as a child
• Reh Dogg uses a fork to repeatedly stab the hand of a bully
• "Why Must I Cry" is not a goof
COMEDIAN PROFILE WEEK [1:14:27]
• Comedian #4
• Bawwy has job intaview tommowo
• Bonus Show Tomorrow -
Exclusively for On Demand Subscribers!
• Subscribe to BKC On Demand and the BKRS will donate 10% of the funds to Haitian Relief (applies only to $99.99 subscription)


WED. JANUARY 13, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 130


• New Studio Hardware: MacBook
• Cocoa Tea: Barack Obama
• 5 Shows this Week: 5th Show this Friday for "On Demanders" only!
DATING [10:48]
• Memories: Tyler analyzes "Naturals"
• Cult Mentality
• Barry's Mom didn't like the sound of Owen's voice
• Barry sought out Owen's approval regularly
• Gun comes on to discuss Owen's behaviour
INTERVIEW: LAUGHING YOGI [39:47]
• The Beep-Tone
• A Drunken Gun and Barry interview The Laughing Yogi
• Is Yogi for real?
• Check out the Laughing Yogi at
Universal Yoga
• Gun hammered out of his skull
• Jury Duty for The Gun
• The Gun is ready to Die
• "What if?" Gun scenarios
COMEDIAN PROFILE WEEK [1:23:51]
• Comedian #3
POP CULTURE [1:32:00]
• Conan O'Brien vs. Jay Leno
• Conan to leave NBC / Leno gets his old job back


TUES. JANUARY 12, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 129


• Fat Boys: Human Beat Box
• Echo in new studio
COMEDIAN PROFILE WEEK [12:01]
• Comedian #2
• High Functioning Autistic misuse
• Security Job Scammers
• Gunwitch goes ballistic on Security Job Scammer
POP CULTURE [58:48]
• Fail: Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?
• Mark McGwire admits to using steroids
• Simon Cowell leaving American Idol
• Listener Email/Voicemail: Avatar
DATING [1:11:05]
• Leaked: 75 Slimy Gurus, 1 Slimy Sales Group, 1 Slimy Giant God Damn Blob
• Barry Kirkey = Sociopath
• Fat Blob douches on Mehow


MON. JANUARY 11, 2010
SEASON 2: EPISODE 128


• First Show of 2010!
• Life in Non-Jew House!
• NFL Playoffs: Arizona 48, Green Bay 45 (OT)
• Panty Surprise Gone Wrong
• Hug Me
COMEDIAN PROFILE WEEK [20:18]
• Comedian #1
POP CULTURE [28:39]
• Artie Lange stabs himself 9 times in attempted suicide
• Is Howard Stern an enabler?
• Barry contemplates if he's doing right with the show
DATING [51:15]
• The End Of: Hotel Barry-Fornia & Comedy
• Badboy Song: Candles & Condoms
• Dating Guru Conversations leaked to Barry (Tomorrow)
• Lithium Bottle of Pubes
STUNNING TOPICS [1:04:15]
• Apocalypse 2012
• The Virgin Mary appearing on my aunts wall
• Movies: Avatar & The Blind Side