The Barry Kirkey Radio Network

WED. SEPTEMBER 30, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 80

• Metric: Emily Haines
• Spindlady Music, baby!
• Tutoring for $6/hr [Canadian Currency]
• Triple Triple Tea
• Top 3 Songs: Cut a Chinese Guys Head Off!
• Greasy 70's Acne Sideburns with Accutane
• 2009 PUA Summit - Part 3: Asian Playboy, Speer, Hydro, Adonis & Steamroller
• New TV: Dexter, Californication, Law & Order, The Office etc.
• Fail: ACT Energy Drink
• Blood Energy Potion
• Jenny Willins = Barry's Internet Alias
• Barry's fake life, as Jenny Willins
• Hotel Barry-Fornia 2 hangs loose
• Barry's HTB Weapon
• A Chad 1 X-Mas Special!
• Shalom
• On Demand: Rev31 Short Stories (2 of 31) briefly discussed
• Jay-Z's new album: The Blueprint 3


TUES. SEPTEMBER 29, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 79

• Women's Rights
• Janene in studio & Charlie Angel on the phone
• 2009 PUA Summit - Part 2: AFC Adam, AFC Amanda, Hypnotica, David Wygant, Johnny Wolf, Daniel Rose
• Mad Science: Barry's Job Hunt
• Slip Banana Slidin'
• Vince Kelvin's Dance Party!
• Steamroller Picture Analyzation
• Meril Bainbridge: Mouth
• Mouthing the Words
• Hey Man, Real Talk
• Chad Deux
• Phader and Savoy Gay Phone Sex
• Janene & Barry discuss yesterdays show tensions
• Young Kippur
• Cut a Chinese Guys Head Off
• Catching up with Janene
• Janene's ex-boyfriend
• The Corn Fields
• Censor Mania!


MON. SEPTEMBER 28, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 78

• The Office: American vs. British
• Please say "Thank You", thanks
• Ja-9
• A Message to Live Studio Guests
• Sleeping Beauty
• The Never Ending Story: Sci-Ops
• Suicide Thoughts
• 2009 PUA Summit: Charlie Angel Interviews 14 Gurus
• Part 1: Marni, Badboy, Dr. Fuji & Mehow
• Badboy and Marius hate the BKRS, and they have very lame jokes
• Dr. Fuji walks away in mid-interview
• Steamroller, of Casanova Crew: Kanye West Glasses + Fedora
• Check out The Angel Sluts


THURS. SEPTEMBER 24, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 77

• Cemetery Recap
• Emily Rose is Jennifer Carpenter
• Listener Email and Voicemail
• Stefan moving in with his Grandpa!
• Chad's 1-Year Anniversary!
• Anniversary wishes
• Phader comes on
• Jorge no longer hates Chad
• Flashback: Chad's first ever appearance on the BKRS!
• Shit in the Brita
• RSD World Summit: BKRS writer, Papa, comes through again!
• Owen's Birthday: Papa suggests gifts RSD clients can purchase for the Great Owen, even though clients are already paying $1,500.00 to go to shitty summit
• Hyper-Successful Domination of Mexico
• RSD Scotland Nightmare
• Mystery: Barry calls, gets new voicemail


WED. SEPTEMBER 23, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 76

• This is the Watch A Horror Movie Then Go To A Cemetery At Night Alone Show
• Preparing to watch
The Exorcism of Emily Haynes
[Based on a True Story]
• Cops lurking Cemeteries in Toronto
• Scared of: bad guys, demons and policia
• Lights off until the show is done. Flashlight only
• 1/4 into movie Barry is frightened
• Movie finished: Barry too scared?
• Barry having hard time functioning
• 6: Cain, Nero, Judas, Legion, Belial and Lucifer
• Too petrified to go in to the Cemetery
• Jeremy Piven not nominated at Emmy's?
• Image Consultation in L.A.
• Rockstar Sorbet


TUES. SEPTEMBER 22, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 75

• Erin get off the phone...
• Real Talk
• Country with the most Pedophiles!
• New to BKC On Demand: Making of BKRS, Rev31 Short Stories & New Shows available to Subscribers early!
• Pumped for the 2009 PUA Summit
• Email Barry Your Summit Questions
• Capitalism - A Love Story: New Michael Moore film
• Capitalistic Barry
• Burn Down The House!
• Chinese Knife Conquest
• 2009 Emmy's = Lame
• El Topo's lame, ego-stroking, over-emotional douche-baggie video
• El Topo's Fake Laugh
• Out-Alpha Weirdo-Freaks: Dream & El Topo
• Why do these "Gurus" have their girlfriends with them everywhere - LAME
• Jason Savage [Arby's] is a Douche
• Jeremy Sisto
• Tomorrow: Watch A Horror Movie Then Go To A Cemetery At Night Alone Show


MON. SEPTEMBER 21, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 74

• Mehow Inc. Customer Service Episode
• Arbitration: Mehow vs. Charles
• Charles feels Mehow Inc. owes him $550
• Mehow unknowingly connected with Charles
• The Mehow gets pissed!
• BKRS at upcoming 2009 PUA Summit
• What happened with Dr. Fuji and Mehow is Classifed
• Roosters, Chickens, Dr. Fuji, Tractors and Barns = Make Out!
• Is Fuji only in to Roosters?
• Find Mehow at: Mehow.tv and
How To Talk 2 Hot Women
• Stefan hangs out with Bruce and Barry
• Godfather
• Car Knife
• Daddy's Machete
• PUA Summit Contest: New Song, by Sergio
• Nicholaus: Fax-tastic idea!
• Tyler is going to be a father
• New to On Demand: The Making of the BKRS


THURS. SEPTEMBER 17, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 73

• Stefan in Studio
• Telephone bar in Whitby, Ontario
• Call me back it's David [X]...
• Two David X's
• Chaos: David X of David X Dating
• Why hasn't Stefan been in studio for the last 2 1/2 months?
• Real Talk
• BKC On Demand: Rev31 Short Stories
[1 of 31]
• Papa Tweeting Too Hard Again!
• Cemetery Show: Final Horror Movie Choices
• Rudy Rudiger
• Top 3 Foods
• Stefan thinks Barry's whipped?
• Teriyaki Chicken Boy: Dr. Fuji Analyzed 2


WED. SEPTEMBER 16, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 72

• Addicted to 9/11 Theories
• Debate: Loose Change vs. Popular Mechanics
• Everyday I'm Hustlin'
• Managing Yourself
• Charlie Sheen's message to Obama
• PUA Summit Contest: New Songs
• 9/11 Pentagon Witness, Cyrus comes on
• Could "The Best Around" have stopped the plane from hitting the Pentagon?
• Dr. Fuji: Analyzed
• The Tyler Show is coming!
• Volunteer Mayhem!
• Painful Pooing
• Patrick Swayze Dead!
• Kanye West douches on Taylor Swift at the VMA's
• Vowles 1 and Vowles 2
• Cemetery Show: What horror movie should Barry watch?


TUES. SEPTEMBER 15, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 71

• Volun-tears
• Announcement: Rev31 will be at the
2009 PUA Summit. Charlie Angel Representing!
• Big Fat Johnny Wolf
• Dream likes e e e e e e e e e e
• Announcement: Cemetery Show is Next Week!
• Announcement: Tyler Show!
• People who brag about their Charity work
• Echo Beach
• Announcement: Spinlady
• PUA Summit Contest: Two New Songs
• Levi the Landscaping Lion
• Listener Email
• Stefan pops on
• Liverspot Colour
• Fuze: The Drink of Season 2
• Listener near The Pentagon on 9/11
• Vowles


MON. SEPTEMBER 14, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 70

• The BKRS Forum is Over
• Why did the #1 Forum in the dating scene close down after one year?
• $6/week
• Jan and Bruce in studio. Cool Kev connected
• Barry talks about his vacation is L.A.
• Paper Towels and Elastics
• CoolKev gets flinageld by a Salesman
• Cameron Teone of Attract Women Anywhere hangs out
• Cam Connection Conundrums
• Watch out for the Heros
• Cameron was annoyed by Barry in L.A.
• Pot Belly
• The Boston Tea Party
• Loose Change: Did a Faction of American's Orchestrate 9/11?
• 9/11 Theories Discussed
• Cam/Barry Vacation Arguments Exposed
• Do you believe in Jesus?
• Charlie Angel lives in Compton