The Barry Kirkey Radio Network

THURS. AUGUST 27, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 69

• Jacob!
• A Day in the Life of Jacob
• Quintin Testino's: War Dogs
• Terminator Mood
• Guns 'N Roses: Lead Guitarist, Ron "Bumblefoot" Thal Coming Soon!
• PUA Summit Contest: 3 New Song Entries!
• Casanova Crews Creep Machines
• That's An Opener!
• Interview with Rich Luzzi of Rev Theory
• Sirius Satellite Radio
• Mohawkless Luzzi
• Luzzi's Girlfriend: Jamie Eason
• Crew Fest 2: Rev Theory on tour
• Nicholaus: Illegal Prescription Drugs from Cyprus
• What it's like to have OCD
• Eli Roth is not Zachary Quinto


WED. AUGUST 26, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 68

• Hitler Musica
• PUA Summit Contest: First Song Entry [Henrik]
• Contest to Ruin the Contest!
• That's an Opener!
• Penis Head Sink Skin
• Dating Advice
• Interview with Dominic of AWOL Spirit
• 6 Donuts Eaten Today
• Donuts: Fast picking of 1/2 Dozen, Calories, Chinese without wearing condoms
• Would Barry eat dinner with Owen?
• Green Day: 21st Century Breakdown


TUES. AUGUST 25, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 67

• Inglorious Basterds: B-B-B-Boring
• Zachary Quinto: Spock, The Bear Jew, Heroes
• Ticket Giveaway for the 2009
PUA World Summit: Contest Details!
• Vinnie K's chaotic websites
• Frost Face
• Michael Vick on 60 Minutes
• Tony Dungy's tight pants suffocating his balls
• Job Hunt: Superhero Birthday Barry
• Sex Drive Energy Drink


MON. AUGUST 24, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 66

• BKRS Song Archive now on Barry's
YouTube Channel
• Freak Outs [Norm & W.O.W.]
• Dead Unicorns are a hit!
• The Direction of Rev31
• Half-Dozen Donuts, Live!
• Interview with Vince Kelvin of the 2009
PUA World Summit
• Buzzing Noise
• Roseanne Arnold
• Where is Stefan?
• Ordinary Pornstar is a big 'ol jerk
• Pornstar or Potatoe
• Blackface Show? [Courtesy of The Men Pen]


THURS. AUGUST 20, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 65

• Cicada vs. Wasp
• Dead Unicorns: I love the way they die!
• No Air Conditioning All Week: Thanks Nathan the Main
• Philip Anselmo [Pantera, Down] speaks about his drug abuse [scroll to bottom to see videos]
• Interview with Alaska of Gods Girls
• Nude Model, not a Porno Star
• Tattoos & Piercings
• Alaska's boyfriend is Ricky of death metal band, Suffokate
• Host, John Goodman
• Naked Creepy 50+ Pakistani: Photo Shooting Alaska?
• Popcorn and Unicorns
• Alaska a future bartender at a Pakistani beer bar?
• Sound Sound
• Need a photographer? Contact Alaska at Justine Drake Photography
• Unicorn is now Dead
• Cicada Mania!


WED. AUGUST 19, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 64

• Greg Grigoriou of Van Paul on the show
• Faxing through your email
• H is for Hits
• Nanny-Cam
• What's the skin color?
• Different levels of Black
• Blue Black and Tony Dungy Black
• Umbrella Quinn C. Martin
• American Healthcare in the USA and the United States
• Do old fat people exist?
• She's a John Goodman!
• Tazo Chai Spiced Black Tea Latte Concentrate
• The Sleeping Willow: Stefan
• Piss Kid
• Let's Upper Decker that Toilet!
• Legalizing Marijuana in California
• Insincere Apology: Patrick Kane of Chicago Blackhawks [Audio]


TUES. AUGUST 18, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 63

• Weekend Truth: Barry tells his parents he quit his Bank job seven months ago
• Corporate Job Offer: Barry Rejects! Re-jec-tion!
• Working 9 to 5 Mini-Cold Read Dissection
• Jan & Barry Book Club
• Rotten Tomatoes: Inglorious Basterds, Harry Potter, Control, Time Travelers Wife, Julie and Julia, G.I. Joe, Ponyo and more
• Quentin Tarantino interviewed on Stern
• Interview with Eric Jarrin of Despised Icon
• Two Singers in the band
• Eric and Barry gain renegade rapport over 1994 Sepultura/Fear Factory tour
• Ex-Kataklysm vocalist Sylvain Houde update
• Butter Chicken Rapport
• Condom Song: Barry to open for Despised Icon
• The Bizarre
• Hits For Pay: Pyramid Scheme Scam
• Zekata Bugs


MON. AUGUST 17, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 62

• Chad 2, Chad B, Chad Barry & Chad
• Smokey3 pay Chad back!
• Mehow hangs loose and full of juice
• The Alien Father of Mehow
• Papa rising in the ranks of Tweeting Too Hard
• Mel's Surfer Boyfriend is Beautiful
• Movie Mehow: District 9, I Love You Man, Inglorious Basterds and Rotten Tomatoes
• Find Mehow at: Mehow.tv and
How To Talk 2 Hot Women
• Shark Ranko: "Please no make worship interview"
• Breathing and Saws
• Los Angeles: Priceline? More like Scamline! Zang!


PAPA KHO CATS
SOCIAL CIRCLE GAME

Illustration Referencing Show Audio above!
By Sergio


THURS. AUGUST 13, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 61

• Porn Star Alert: Rachel Rotten [NSFW]
• Cam Teone of Attract Women Anywhere comes on!
• Structured Breakup: "He's Just Not That Into You"
• Rich Luzzi of Rev Theory next week!
• David Shade Rejection
• Fake Listening
• Lime Light Race Horse
• The Ugly Truth Trailer
• Raw is War: Barry Kirkey Show sign gets on National TV!
• Browntrash, the paul bearer, comes on
• Watch the full Barry Kirkey Show sign video [Go to 4:20]
• Smokey3
• Mystery Spends Money
• Depressing Sundays: with Barry & Browntrash
• OCD, Panic Attacks and Personal Hells
• Backwards Lyrics in Metal
• 11 Hardcore signs
• Chaining himself to the seats: Browntrash
• Where in Mexico is El Salvador?
• Interview: Adil Omar
• Adil in Pakistan
• Curry Flavoured Energy Drink and more!
• Chai Tea Tazo


WED. AUGUST 12, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 60

• Backwards
• Alaska & Joanna Angel coming soon!
• Chad 2 investigates ridiculous Papa claim
• Jlaix's Parents
• Barry invented Hotels for RSD
• Barry was the only one who had the balls to confront to Papa & Tyler when he worked for RSD
• Tweeting Too Hard: Vote For Papa!
• Did You Notice: Energy Drink Guru, Nolan, had Low Energy?
• Baked: Barry shows up to a job interview high on weed
• PUA Summit: Rev31 will be giving away free tickets
• Vince Kelvin coming soon!
• Jag Panzer: Mark Briody does the show!
• Briody digs Niggers With Attitude
• Dimebag Darrell gives Barry the middle finger
• Mark Briody is a cool dude in a loose mood!
• Raw is War: Barry Kirkey Show sign on National TV?
• Tucker Max: "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" Trailer


TUES. AUGUST 11, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 59

• No Wear Condoms? The Prophet & Erika Awakening
• Sean the Fat and he's Fatting Around
• Song: Wear a Condom
• Rev Theory's Rich Luzzi coming to the show!
• Owen Cook's Wikipedia page
• Barry makes corrections on Owen's Wiki
• Chicago Blackhawks forward Patrick Kane beats the shit out of cab driver over $0.20
• Amber Alert Hijinks!
• Energy Drink Guru: Nolan, of Energy Heaven Interviewed
• Nolan's reviewed over 550 Energy Drinks
• 16 Candles
• Wired X505: Most Hardcore Energy Drink?
• Pakistani Energy Drinks
• Inglorious Bastards
• Stefan and Barry chat about G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
• Masturbating to the "Vibe" of G.I. Joe
• G.I. Joe Porno: A nude Shipwreck videotaping


MON. AUGUST 10, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 58

• Full Throttle deal - keep it on the downlow
• Papa Kho Cats Illustration, by Sergio
• The AGO and Taste Of The Danforth
• Yelling "Fuck You" to a 50 Year-Old man
• Barry likes Photography of Poor People
• Tim & Eric bits!
• Raw is War: BKRS?
• Paxil Surgez!
• Pittsburgh Shooter, George Sodini, was in the Dating Scene
• George Sodini: Four guns, three women dead, LA Fitness, nine injured, dating scene, kills self
• Marshall Goldsmith Interview:
Marshall Goldsmith Library
• Ego: Marshall says Barry has one
• No No No. But. However
• Getting High, Eating Too Much, Great Job!
• Fart in mouth, travels through body, fart out again in mouth!
• Upcoming Guests: Joanna Angel [Burning Angel Owner/Pornstar] & Adil Omar
[Pakistani Rapper]


FRI. AUGUST 7, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 57

• Exclusive RSD Workshop Audio!
• Free TV Online: Watch X Online Getch'a True Blood on!
• Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!
• N.W.A.
• Nicholaus is actively dating
• OCD ruined Nick and Barry's lives: Stories of sadness, depression, panic attacks, severe anxiety and so much more sadness!
• Police Trouble: Officer Koko, Old Bitch, Gay Cops, Penny sidewalk!
• Papa Field Report Dissected: Props To My House Party
• I Rule (sp) Backturn. 100% Twirl. Close
• Papa is Amazing at: Barrel Peacocking
• Papa is Amazing at: Email
• Papa is Amazing at: Chimps
• Papa is Amazing at: Officer Koko
• Papa is Amazing at: Ejecting in to Space
• Papa is Amazing at: Backturns
• Papa is Amazing at: Tonguing Down
• Papa is Amazing at: Diffusing AMOGs
• Papa is Amazing at: Making out with girls while their boyfriends stand there
• Papa is Amazing at: Everything!
• Sean Stephenson lives in Papa's Re-dial Hole
• Finntroll's Vreth Interviewed!


THURS. AUGUST 6, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 56

• New Papa Song: Lady Papa Face
• Pakistani Rapper: Adil Omar coming soon!
• Burning Angel owner, Joanna Angel booked!
• BA chicks are the new wave!
• Craig the dating guy is an asshole
• Papa Field Report Preview: Amazing Human! Typical Tight Shit!
• Mitch Fatel: History on Stern
• Dr. Brad Blanton Interviewed
• Always tell the Truth
• Will Barry tell his parents the Truth - that he quit corporate job in February?
• Check out Blanton's site: Radical Honesty
• True Blood: can I watch it online?
• Listener Voicemail: Kick Ass Guy returns
• 500+ Energy Drinks Reviewed:
Energy Drink Heaven


WED. AUGUST 5, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 55

• Energy Drink Alert - Free Sample:
A.C.T. Energy
• Neil Strauss & Ghita Jones: Are they still dating?
• Hydro hangs loose
• Offering to pay with no intention of paying
• Hydro steals 10 energy drinks in one take!
• "Borrowing" Gardening Gloves
• Halloween everyday in Port Hawkesbury
• Reenactment: Dialogue of Port Hawkesbury after Energy Theft
• Chad's HB standards are out in Space!
• 32-Year Old Big-Boobed Women: Hydro story of Frenching, Cheating, Giant Boobs and Hydro Method
• Hydro cruising rev31 website, so Hydro's girl smashes laptop on the wall
• Brother Bruce Kirkey in studio. Jorge Connected!
• Prepping for Big Boobied interview! Jorge "The" Translator
• Sabrina Sabrok Interviewed
• Sabrina hangs up!
• Barry and Sabrina's Manager get in a shouting match


TUES. AUGUST 4, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 54

• DHV Life brohams
• Natural Tim shows you how to enter the club!
• I don't watch TV. You're Negative. When you fail you only become stronger
• People who love uplifting "Quotes"
• So cool I can lie down on a hard, wooden chair - Tyler
• Vicki Vogue, the B-List Porno Star
• I am Pedophile!
• Gambler, of PUA Training, Interviewed
• Kezia's lucious breasts!
• Kezia's luxurious breasts!
• Kezia's succulent breasts!
• Stripper: Kezia's former job
• Los Angeles: Prepping for the trip
• A Shit: Used a whole roll of Toilet Paper brohams
• Gun Violence: Canada vs. USA
• Kennsaw, Georgia: Mandatory for each head of the household to have a gun
• 13% of USA doing 50% of the Kills?


MON. AUGUST 3, 2009
SEASON 2: EPISODE 53

• Frank B. Kermit Energy Drinks
• Nathan The Main Jew Moldy Voicemail
• Listener Voicemail
• Audio: Barry's Job Opportunities
• Shitting Outdoors on the Job
• Toilet Paper Towel: 6 Feet Under
• Barry's Joachim'ing
• Stung by a Bumblebee
• Dante Valentine utters: Free Speech Broham
• The Men Pen: Creator, Ryan, Interviewed
• Going Blackface with The Men Pen
• Joy Division: Ian Curtis
• Biopolar Rockstars
• Green Tea burns calories?
• Ron Livingston: The Office, Berger, Band of Brothers
• Texas Property Kills
• Buy Truck, Get AK-47: Mark Muller [Missouri]