The Barry Kirkey Radio Network [Beta]

TUES. MARCH 31, 2009
EPISODE #170 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Bruce getting drunk: Stefan and Barry reminisce
• Brian Regan: Stefan talks about seeing his show over the weekend
• Gunwitch Could Use Your Help
• Gun, Turbo Edition
• Mystery Man trying to run a scam over Gun, his customers and his fans
• Dash
• Gunwitch Attacks Forum
• Pizza Supreme likes to spaz out Mumra style
• Wish List: Getting Gun in Studio
• Dreamweaver: Why Barry took the popular Forum thread down
• 3rd Rock from the Sun: Stefan's Fav
• Interpol and Six Feet Under
• Kenny vs. Spenny: The Best Show on TV
• Who can Bone more Women? Kenny vs. Spenny Episode: Stefan and Barry play the show and discuss
• Go to the REAL Way of Gun website
• The Drunk Show is Approaching


MON. MARCH 30, 2009
EPISODE #169 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Dare, of Dare Musik hangs out for the show!
• Barry's trapped in Thunderblob's stomach
• Bullies: Barry and Dare talking about high school bully experiences
• Welsh Chavs
• Spice Gold: Dare gets high on the show
• Dare gets even higher
• Levi joins
• Pink Floyd
• Sammy, Dare's female roommate comes on the show
• Swingcat's ISP: Will people that use the same ISP be blocked from Rev31?
• William Gun and Willy of Gun
• The Pakistan Show: Brief Recap
• Listener Voicemail: Fake Jan and Gunwitch
• World Politics with Dare
• Tom Green freaks out on Greg Gutfeld, of Fox


FRI. MARCH 27, 2009
EPISODE #168 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• This is The Pakistan Show
• Your Hosts, Curry-Face and Curry-Head
• Homage: The Pakistan National Anthem
• Pressing Penis Holes together
• Phone Sex: Curry-Face has phone sex with 66 year-old woman, Iris
• Top 3 songs in Pakistan
• Curry-Face and Curry-Head kicked out of the Studio
• Player Supreme bashes on this show
• Live Wire in Player Supreme's Studio
• 8 billion people. 45 billionth ranked website
• Steve "The Dean Williams is patched in
• Barry challenges Player Supreme to a physical fight, where Barry's body is covered in swords (like a porcupin) and spins around like a tornado towards Player Supreme


THURS. MARCH 26, 2009
EPISODE #167 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Is your work blocking this site? Website to Proxy the fuck out of that
• Dimitri The Lover infiltration plan
• $40.00 Toronto Real Men Lair Meetings: Run by Dimitri himself!
• Interview with Comedian, Peter Anthony
• Peter Anthony has read "The Game"
• Peter threw a purse at a pregnant ladies stomach
• Analyzing the Fuck out of a Brad P Photo
• Panic attacking in a bathroom stall in a bar in 2002
• BlueGrass hangs out
• Badboy
• Bruno: Sacha Baron Cohen's upcoming movie
• Bruno's Austrian Gay TV
• Bleeding Asses
• Giving the Gift
• Gay Hip-Hop Abs
• Bonus Show tomorrow: The Pakistan Show


WED. MARCH 25, 2009
EPISODE #166 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• My girlfriend listened to the sniffing panties show
• Jesus saved me once
• Listener voicemail/email
• JB Drama Update
• Interview with Simian's Father, Mike
• Check out Simian's company, Simian Moses
• Hi Ryan, bye Ryan
• Stefan and Barry in Slow-Mo
• Cameron Teone of Attract Women Anywhere comes on to talk about The Complete Toolbox
• Doing a Maddox on Swingcat's ISP
• Charlie Angel Toolbox interviews continued and broken down
• Cam gives us an insider look at David X's behaviour at the seminar
• Ross Jeffries, of slitheren, slithers around the seminar like a slithery snake
• Check out Charlie Angel's band:
The Angel Sluts


TUES. MARCH 24, 2009
EPISODE #165 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• JB: Make Sure You Read it!
• JB: Don't Let Anyone Else Interview Him
• Stefan tries to contact Chad
• WWE: The Can-Am Connection, The Strike Force, The Edge and Crush
• Wishing you had a WWE friend so he could beat up the douches who tease you
• Aunt Mary: Panties, Smelling, Poo Stains, Boners, Sniffing, Legs and Hair
• Chad's Ex
• Michael's Gay Comment: Re-Analyzed
• Hennnnnnnnnrrrrrrryyyyy
• Complete Toolbox with Charlie Angel
• Tyler scared to do an interview with Charlie: tries to Shush Charlie by putting his finger on his lips
• Barry, Stefan and Charlie listen to Complete Toolbox on-site interviews and disect
• Check out Charlie Angel's band
The Angel Sluts or visit their MySpace


MON. MARCH 23, 2009
EPISODE #164 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• CoolKev on the show!
• Barry's car runs out of gas in traffic
• Murderer outside your house. What would you do?
• Barry has to start the show over
• India: Barry talks about two Indians who tried to hustle him
• People think Janene put a drain on The Baconator Show
• You're friends with a gay guy? That's scary
• Stefan is called to analyze
• CoolKev pumps himself up before doing a show
• The Complete Toolbox: Charlie Angel comes on to give us a sneak peak
• Swingcat, Brent and Sinn tool the Tool seminar, and don't show
• Tyler spazzes out beacause Charlie tries to record him
• Charlie Angel has approach anxiety and can't interview Ross Jeffries
• Charlie has major balls
• Opie and Anthony and Adam Carolla fired
• CoolKev's foreskin will rip and tear if he tries to pull out his cockhead
• Steve "The Dean Williams hangs out
• The Dean teaches CoolKev how to be a man!
• Nazerine Christian
• Lord of the Rings is the same as Jesus
• Dropping CoolKev's name to get accepted in to Heaven
• Listener Voicemail: Dare high on Spice Gold


SAT. MARCH 21, 2009
EPISODE #163 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• The Baconator Bonus Show is here
• Michael (Janene's fiance) and Jan hang out
• Janene's mood, horrendous, before contest starts
• Skeletor promotes the Baconator
• Barry tries to get Michael and Janene to talk about their sex life
• Jan and Barry take questions about their relationship: Craig (David X's Manager) and Stefan contribute
• Stefan gets very stressed about asking Jan and Barry personal questions
• Michael would rather remain blind than to have sight
• Janene is an unworthy opponent: Winner Announced too early
• Dante California claims Rev31 is Defaming him and he could sue
• Dante makes a very generous offer on the BKRS Forum. Exclusive for BKRS Listeners
• Movie/TV Theme Song Competition:
Michael vs. Stefan
• Dreamweaver is Dead
• Thunderblob leaches off the bad news and pretends that he and Dreamweaver were friends
• It came as a "Shock" to all of us
• The BKRS Forum has a very cruel thread
• Michael did not like taking part in this show and the Dreamweaver portion of the show
• Check out Michael's websites: Blind Planet and Audyssey Magazine


THURS. MARCH 19, 2009
EPISODE #162 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Thunderblobs personal pictures
• Baconator: 830 Calories each
• Prepping for The Baconator Bonus Show
• 25 Big Mac's in one week
• go.werp (from the Forum) comes on
• Daniel Rose Interview, of Sex God Method
• The Superior Man Seminar: Barry's performace
• Frank B. Kermit watches you have sex: Dan, Stefan and Barry discuss
• Dante Valentine of Rockstar Casanova is Interviewed
• Fuzzy
• Dante Valentine's band, Devil Superstar
• Dorothy Valentine, Dante's wife, is HOOOOOOOTTTTT
• Dante California
• No more computers
• Panties
• Yo Mama's so Fat
• Cam Teone comes on the show with sad news
• Listener mentions Barry Kirkey to Neil Strauss at his very recent NYC book signing
• Bonus Show this Saturday:
The Baconator Show
• Janene and Joseph Went South


WED. MARCH 18, 2009
EPISODE #161 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Jon Lajoie's new song
• Forum Roundtable Show?
• The Song Frank B. Kermit plays when he masturbates
• SurpriseIamaLady (from the Forum) is an actual lady-friend of Jan
• Listener Voicemail
• Gunwitch's rape comments revisted
• Hydro, Stefan and Barry discuss: Chad's ex-girlfriend
• Want to see a photo of what Chad claims to be his ex? Behold
• Sean Messenger is forced in to a conversation with Chad
• Interview with Sean Messenger, of LVO3
• I Need A Hero
• The song Lance Mason plays when he masturbates
• Sean is an open book
• Check out Sean Messenger's
Amsterdam Contest
• The Mystery A3 Chart
• RSD Mole comes on the show
• RSD's Free, $47.00, Toronto "Workshop" infiltrated by RSD Mole
• RSD Mole spills the chinese beans
• Paris Hilton: Papa lies through his chinamen teeth about his "relationship" with the starlet!
• RSD Mole says what Papa said. Then Barry tells the Actual story


TUES. MARCH 17, 2009
EPISODE #160 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• puGAY and go.werp
• The Dean, of School of Dating, says the Rev31 Forums are racist
• Mehow doesn't answer the phone. Barry calls Stefan
• Dinosaurs. Chad. Nash31
• Mehow answers the phone
• Interview with Mehow of Mehow.tv and
10 Second Attraction
• Barry asks Mehow why he threatened legal action against Rev31?
• Barry talks about old RSD Instructing stories
• Mehow's ex-girlfriend, Mel, has
GIANT GAZONGAS
• The Baconator Bonus Show: This Saturday!
• Janene comes on the show to talk about Baconator prepartion
• Cam Teone, of Attract Women Anywhere, hangs out
• The Complete Toolbox is this weekend: Staring Cammy!
• Hydro and Chad join
• Hydro's Cum Blanket
• Badboy is Back!
• Barry and Cam leave Mystery a Voicemail


MON. MARCH 16, 2009
EPISODE #159 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Back from a Week off!
• Interview with SpoofCard president, Meir Cohen. Check out SpoofCard
• Meir also talks about TrapCard
• Unite The Community ad
• Is that Entropy in the Practical Pickup ad?
• Savoy says he has better "Game" than "my boy" Stephen Nash31. He's not my boy
• Savoy tells Barry that Fader is pisssssed
• David X Phone Sex Song, by Sergio
• The Drunk Show is coming!
• 24 ounces in 2-seconds
• Pussy Alert!
• Nicholaus joins the show
• Levi gets head from a Whore. See what the prostitute looks like
• Levi gives a play-by-play
• David X of David X Dating comes on briefly and calls Levi's Actual Whore
• Herpes, Warts and Valtrax
• Levi pretends he's Barry and talks to "The Dean"
• Barry briefly speaks with The Dean


THURS. MARCH 5, 2009
EPISODE #158 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• The Pakistan Show
• Over Reactive Friends
• Keith & The Girl: Why would you listen to this?
• Lev Yilmaz of Tales of Mere Existence is interviewed
• Lev has read Neil Strauss's "The Game" several times
• The Dating "Scene": Lev knows all about it
• Check out Lev Yilmaz's new book, Sunny Side Down
• Meeting your Hero's and getting let down
• Coal Chamber
• Rev31 Forum Moderator, Bado, comes on and says he banned Dare
• Secrets we can't talk about
• Stefan's half-oriental opportunity!
• David X doesn't want to cruise gay sex chat lines with Barry on his spare time
• Savoy disses Stephen Nash
• Superman I, II, III and IV
• Mmmm
• Savoy sends me an email about "Johnny" from the Rev31 Forum
• Savoy, of Love Systems, comes on briefly
• Johnny's Love Systems "Issues" are explained by Savoy
• Formhandle offers $400.00 Off
The Complete Toolbox Seminar. Enter Coupone Code: tct_rev31. Expires, Midnight, Friday, March 6
• Special David X Seminar just released by Formhandle
• Lev's What Would Penis Do


WED. MARCH 4, 2009
EPISODE #157 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• The Way of Gun hangs loose
• Gun's homemade masturbation tool
• The Pakistan Show is coming soon
• Barry talks about OCD in more detail
• Rape: Gun's view
• Interview: Will H of
You Are So In My Way
• Will does some Tyler imitations
• Is Will the strongest Dating Instructor?
• No more cell phones!
• Simian's Dad Blogs about how Simian owes him $45,000.00
• Fleshlight: Brian has one
• Abortion: Barry and Gun briefly discuss
• Gun thinks it's fine to rape the enemies woman when in war
• Barry tries to figure out when Gun thinks it's not ok to rape
• Gun is Donatello
• The Gun gets laid
• Stay for a night at Hotel Barry-fornia
• Lev Yilmaz tomorrow!


TUES. MARCH 3, 2009
EPISODE #156 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Sinn of Sinns of Attraction sits in
• Check out Sinn's new podcast:
Sinn and the Cities
• Being fat and working out
• In the mood to jerk off to ugly chicks
• Sinn and Anal
• Johnny Soporno/Sinn Feud
• Barry and Sinn created TenMagnet
• Check in to Hotel Barry-fornia
• Chad comes on to interview VH1 Pickup Artist winner, Simian
• Simian the Fucking Flake
• Hey. This Simian. You know what to do...
• No, I don't know what to do you fucking douche-fag
• Simian finally picks up the phone
• Simian tells us his assistant didn't "remind" him about the interview, and he's on the way to close a "movie deal", so he can't talk


MON. MARCH 2, 2009
EPISODE #155 [NOT AVAILABLE]

• Mystery guest won't come on because he thinks I hate Jews
• Baconator Bonus Show this week!
• Jan thinks I'm fat
• Stefan jumps on briefly
• Formhandle lied. David X was not Fully changed to Superman
• Savoy a new addition to the Seminar. His Superhero should be Mehow [Wiked]
• Hydro thrown in Jail over the weekend
• Immma Gonna Hydro explains
• Masterpiece hangs out
• Hydro calls David X to tell him that he was in Jail
• Mr. Right prentends to be Hydro and calls Dr. Paul
• Hydro owes Mr. Right $220.00
• Hydro and Mr. Right get $800 a month and have personal assistants
• Breaking News: Mr. Right lies again! Hydro dictated the Nash31.com article to Mr. Right!
• Chad comes on the show
• Surpirse Appearance: Jan comes on the show for the first time!
• Chad fucked three different girls today. All cold approaches. All separate instances
• Chad has slept with 175 women
• Chad loors chicks over with GuitarHero
• Chad makes the noise for sucking boobs
• Chad makes the noise for licking asses
• Levi and Vern
• Jan hears Barry's Gay Phone Sex for the first time
• Materpiece Monday's: 5 of 5
• Rev31 will be at The Complete Toolbox